It’s another awards show and this 30-something gal is ready to make some predictions before tonight’s MTV Movie Awards show.  I love everything music, fashion, and celebrity and awards time is a fantastic opportunity to honour those who have entertained us throughout the year.

Best Kiss

Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in “Inception”
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in “Black Swan”

Why? Because it’s two girl’s kissing and I predict that Natalie Portman will not be there to reenact it.

Best Fight

Amy Adams vs. The Sisters in “The Fighter”
Chloë Grace Moretz vs. Mark Strong in “Kick-Ass”
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint vs. Death Eaters (Rod Hunt and Arden Bajraktaraj) in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Hallway Attacker in “Inception”
Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel in “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”

Why?  Because who doesn’t like a little vampire kung fu fighting?

Best Villain

Christoph Waltz in “The Green Hornet”
Leighton Meester in “The Roommate”
Mickey Rourke in “Iron Man 2”
Ned Beatty in “Toy Story 3”
Tom Felton in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”

Why?  No idea to be perfectly honest!!

Best Jaw Dropping Moment
James Franco cuts off his arm in “127 Hours”
Justin Bieber gets a lap dance in “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never”
Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page witness the destruction of a cafe in “Inception”
Natalie Portman scratches off her own skin in “Black Swan”
Steve-O rides a Porta-Potty in “Jackass 3D”

Why?  Well, it freaked the hell out of me.  BUT it’ll probably be Bieber because…..he’s Bieber.

I also think Ryan Reynolds deserves a nod in Best Scariestasset Performance in Buried.  I’m claustrophobic and it completely freaked me out.

Russell Brand totally mesmerizes me with his voice and kooky face, I hope he takes home Best Comedic Performance for Get Him to the Greek.  “This is the longest hallway in the WORLD!!”

I really hope that Natalie Portman doesn’t take home Best Actress award for Black Swan.  I believe she’s much better as a pregnant chick living in Walmart.

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